t.A.T.u – We Are Lesbians Parody

8th January 2009
TwiLightDessapear asked:


I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin’ in the rain
Kissin’ in the rain

I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tongue
Won’t you grab my bum

We’re international hits
From a foreign country
If I didn’t have tits
you wouldn’t listen to me
We don’t write our own songs,
we don’t do our own beats
We just fondle eachother,
while the camera’s rolling

We had boyfriends,
but they never got blown
Now we’re naked on the cover
of the mag Rolling Stone
We’re all over the news
and the world is in shock
We’re young and we’re hot,
and we don’t like the cock
and we don’t like the cock
and we don’t like the cock

Cuz’ I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin’ in the rain
Kissin’ in the rain

I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tongue
Won’t you grab my bum

-Hey you know what I hate?
-What do you hate?
-Penisis!
-Oh my God, Eww Eww!!
-I hate the big ones!
-You hate the big ones?! I that the big ones AND the small ones!
-EWW GROSS!
-I just had a great idea!
-We should play hide and seek, and then we’ll hide, and then we’ll have sex with eachother!
-OMG!
-Lesbian sex!ahahahaha!
-We’ll call it hide and go sex!!
-Aahahahaha yeah!!

Like a nasty car crash,
you just can’t look away
If you’re a young girl
then we’d give you some play
Because girls are so hot,
and guys are passé
Did I mention we have sex,
like, everyday

I guess we’re a fad,
or so I’ve been warned
If the money runs out,
you’ll see us starring in porn
We don’t care if you’re straight,
it’s okay if you watch
While I’m combing her hair,
with her face in my crotch

I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin’ in the rain
Kissin’ in the rain

I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your tounge
wont you grab my bum?

-Hey, Hey guess what my favorite band is?
-Whats your favorite band?
-My favorite band is Bush! Ahahahahaha!
-You know what my favorite president is?
-What?
-Hilary Clinton yeah… JUST KIDDING BUSH!
-ahahhahaaha! Yeah!

People lookin’ at me
Watching from their TV
Have we done enough?

Model for lingerie
‘Cause we’re hot and we’re gay
Should I show my mom?

I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Kissin’ in the rain
Kissin’ in the rain

I’m a lesbian
She’s a lesbian
We are lesbians
Touch me there again
Touch me there again
I just licked your bum!
You are such a slut!

-For girls that is!
-haha yeah thats right

-Hey, wanna make-out after this?
-ok!

Get a Lesbian Date Tonight!

7 Responses to “t.A.T.u – We Are Lesbians Parody”

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    whahahaah xD next time let 2 girls do the voice over…

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